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sms عاشقانه - عشق چیست

 

از استاد دینی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:حرام است.

از استاد هندسه پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:نقطه ای که حول نقطه ی قلب جوان میگردد.

از استاد تاریخ پرسیدن عشق چیست؟ گفت

گفت : سقوط سلسله ی قلب جوان.

از استاد زبان پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:همپای love است .

از استاد ادبیات پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : محبت الهیات است .

از استاد علوم پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : عشق تنها عنصری هست که بدون اکسیژن می سوزد.

از استاد ریاضی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : عشق تنها عددی هست که پایان ندارد

 

 





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دوشنبه 8 اسفند 1390 :: نویسنده : رسول رستمی
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